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Right, you lot. You are here because you have seen some sexy photos and prices and have thought to yourself “I like the look of this”. Well, you know what? We like the look of you too.

We are the Club House, situated in the Hatch complex on Oxford Road, and if you were to ask us what our approach to life was, we would ask you to imagine a wedding. Except the room is on fire and people are throwing up whilst trying to shout Haikus, the bride is on the altar screaming 80’s rock whilst wielding a katana and whole thing has been directed by Quentin Tarantino.

In short, we like to have a good f*****g time. More importantly, we want YOU to have a good f*****g time. It’s why you are here isn’t it?
To business then...

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